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Marygolds

Marygolds

$200.00 USD
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She was the First Lady of Nazareth and the original Chosen One and before she Mothered Teresa before she Mothered JC she Mothered us all! The Byzantine Empire and the Ottoman Empire had been waging war against each other for hundreds of years so The Chosen One gets in the middle of them. She shows them The Miracle of fair elections!

Neither side ever had. a disagreement again!! The Chosen found a group of peanuts fighting over a football so she got in the middle of it. She showed them the Miracle of dance! But for some reason the peanuts were not impressed with her dance moves! She grabbed all the peanuts and took them on down to the NeverLand ranch so that they could learn from the greatest dancer of all time Hehe! The Chosen One is tired! 

Helping everyone all day is exhausting so she went home to take a nap but she couldn't do that. Because outside her cottage hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world who had came to give her thanks for all the great things she has done in life. They threw gold coins at her feet! The Chosen One balked at this! I have chose a life of poverty so that I can better serve The Higher Power! Do not bring me gold coins instead bring me gold flowers! Oh your Grace! What is the name of these gold flowers that you seek? They are obviously the ones named after me! They are called "Marygolds". And that is the name of tonight's fit Marygolds.
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