Clammed Up

Shelton Hardcastle was a tiny clam born on a tiny beach in South Carolina and over the course of his childhood he faced many hardships, many tragedies and to top it all off his parents were constantly moving him from beach to beach. He didn't have time to make connections or real friends and the only way Shelton could cope was by telling jokes. He told jokes on the beach, he told jokes at school, he even told jokes at the Bar-Laugh Factory The Drunken Clam. Sometimes the audience would clap. It was always a positive reception until one day Shelton's parents were kidnapped by an evil organization known only as Red Lobster! Shelton was frantic he went to all of the Red Lobsters in the area but he couldn't find his parents... all the clams looked the same! Shelton was sulking but he remembered the wise words of his mentor Taylor Swift Shake It Off Shake It Off! Shelton decides to go back to The Drunken Clam to tell more jokes. He gets on stage! and that's when got the very first time Shelton
"Clammed Up". And that's the name of tonight's fit Clammed Up.